I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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