god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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