was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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