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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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Was this before or after you gave her the fifty dollars?
Well played sir
I'm not surprised. They're fun to play with!
Momma's boy!
You'd be surprised what turn on some girls. I think the oddest was "I have a dipstick for your oil pan." sadi at a car show. Yeah, it worked.
Aak and you shall receive
Damnit Ben! I can't believe you posted this on here!!
*Ask
Will this be your new theme song or go on your business card???
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