Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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