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  • Submitted by stantheman on Feb 3, 11 at 5:29pm

    Rock-a-bye penis, in the tree top,\nWhen the girl blows, you'll be hard as a rock,\nWhen the nut busts, the weiner will fall,\nThen down comes the semen, cock-ring and all

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    Submitted by dadx2 on Feb 3, 11 at 4:19pm

    That's not how you make it go to sleep.

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    Submitted by CheerioAddict on Feb 4, 11 at 2:25pm

    Stan ftw

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Feb 3, 11 at 11:29pm

    @stantheman. That was prolly the funniest comment I have ever read on here

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    Submitted by poppey on Feb 6, 11 at 11:26am

    Stan... That made me happy

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    Submitted by bryan3928 on Feb 5, 11 at 7:34am

    Stop singing and suck it! I promise no matter who it will be a better morning

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    Submitted by birdman12311 on Feb 3, 11 at 3:44pm

    which lullaby's?

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Feb 4, 11 at 1:33am

    Stantheman, for the win!!

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    Submitted by speedway on Feb 4, 11 at 10:08am

    Stantheman: Best freaking comment ever!!!

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    Submitted by Thepresident on Feb 3, 11 at 4:09pm

    @bestwit: Thank you.

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    Submitted by wewe411 on Feb 3, 11 at 9:42pm

    Your weird all of you people are2years old

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    Submitted by candy29 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:13pm

    You could always rock it to sleep.... With your vag

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    Submitted by niceman on Feb 3, 11 at 3:30pm

    Oh, Michelle, you are the hottest First Lady ever!!!!