so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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