Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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