I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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