ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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