you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sorry my hands just texted you
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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