I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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