2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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