So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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