2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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