I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My vagina just clenched in fear
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