i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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