just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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