no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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