Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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