STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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