forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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