you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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