# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize