as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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