You work out of a Hotel?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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