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  • 70 42
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Feb 2, 12 at 11:29am

    and ended up in the emergency room thinking you threw up a liter of blood.

  • 74 53
    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 2, 12 at 12:15pm

    You just had to "one-up" the guy that swallowed a pack of ketchup didn't you.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by EdiTTor55 on Feb 3, 12 at 9:07am

    I remember my first beer.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Feb 3, 12 at 12:47am

    Tomatoes are a fruit, so that could technically be considered a smoothie.

  • 56 52
    Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 3, 12 at 8:50am

    Á la Super Troopers!!

  • 54 49
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 2, 12 at 1:10pm

    Were you behind everyone else?

  • 58 59
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 2, 12 at 12:50pm

    wait til you give birth to the red crayons

  • 56 60
    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 2, 12 at 12:20pm

    Better than chugging bottles of syrup. That gets you all antsy in your pantsy

  • 47 43
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Sep 7, 12 at 5:48pm

    Why the fuck would you chug ketchup? How would that sound like a good idea?

  • 35 27
    Submitted by highasballs on Dec 31, 12 at 9:33am

    Uh.....because ketchup is fuckin delicious

  • 53 63
    Submitted by whoreable on Feb 2, 12 at 12:21pm

    or stop drinking ketchup. switch to mustard, less calories anyhow