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  • 37 19
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Feb 2, 12 at 11:29am
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    and ended up in the emergency room thinking you threw up a liter of blood.

  • 36 24
    Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 2, 12 at 12:15pm
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    You just had to "one-up" the guy that swallowed a pack of ketchup didn't you.

  • 27 25
    Submitted by EdiTTor55 on Feb 3, 12 at 9:07am
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    I remember my first beer.

  • 22 17
    Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 3, 12 at 8:50am
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    Á la Super Troopers!!

  • 23 21
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 2, 12 at 1:10pm
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    Were you behind everyone else?

  • 26 27
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 2, 12 at 12:50pm
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    wait til you give birth to the red crayons

  • 19 18
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Feb 3, 12 at 12:47am
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    Tomatoes are a fruit, so that could technically be considered a smoothie.

  • 24 31
    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 2, 12 at 12:20pm
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    Better than chugging bottles of syrup. That gets you all antsy in your pantsy

  • 11 10
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Sep 7, 12 at 5:48pm
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    Why the fuck would you chug ketchup? How would that sound like a good idea?

  • 4 2
    Submitted by highasballs on Dec 31, 12 at 9:33am
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    Uh.....because ketchup is fuckin delicious

  • 19 32
    Submitted by whoreable on Feb 2, 12 at 12:21pm
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    or stop drinking ketchup. switch to mustard, less calories anyhow