She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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