Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
farters have to be the big spoon...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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