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  • 75 62
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 7:55pm

    Keep it up buddy, your're going places in life.

    • 38 48
      Submitted by generic_name on Jul 15, 10 at 12:48am

      so all the comments about being shitfaced are acceptable but once it has to do with coke it's not funny anymore? fuck off.

      • 42 48
        Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 15, 10 at 9:54am

        Woah!!!! Somebody has a coke problem! Just because youre tired from sucking cocks all night to support your habit, doesnt give you the right to tell me to "fuck off".

        • 46 33
          Submitted by generic_name on Jul 16, 10 at 1:07am

          actually i've never done coke in my life, thanks. get over yourself. 99% of the texts on here are about someone getting drunk and blacking out, yet once its about another substance you think you get the right to sit on a pedestal and look down on someone else. lose the stigma, it's textsfromlastnight ffs.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 13, 10 at 7:10pm

    At least he has goals.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 10:15pm

    It's better to give than receive. Should have cummed a T-Rex sized line on her face.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 14, 10 at 1:49am

    T-rex = boss of the past

  • 52 49
    Submitted by emilyyb on Jul 16, 10 at 12:03pm

    Umm trashy? Yes.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:25am

    bahaha "win"

  • 59 74
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:38pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 53 63
    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 13, 10 at 7:29pm

    Lines of coke, or lines as in "scratches in your back"?

    • 50 76
      Submitted by HornedGramma on Jul 13, 10 at 7:46pm

      Lines as in 'you're an idiot'.

      • 50 59
        Submitted by ersatz on Jul 13, 10 at 8:19pm

        zinggggg!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jul 13, 10 at 7:57pm

    [STOLEN] Those lines are making me firsty!

  • 39 63
    Submitted by 4chadillac2 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:40pm

    we used to call those man lines\n__________________________________...