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  • 80 68
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 7:55pm

    Keep it up buddy, your're going places in life.

    • 45 56
      Submitted by generic_name on Jul 15, 10 at 12:48am

      so all the comments about being shitfaced are acceptable but once it has to do with coke it's not funny anymore? fuck off.

      • 47 60
        Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 15, 10 at 9:54am

        Woah!!!! Somebody has a coke problem! Just because youre tired from sucking cocks all night to support your habit, doesnt give you the right to tell me to "fuck off".

        • 53 39
          Submitted by generic_name on Jul 16, 10 at 1:07am

          actually i've never done coke in my life, thanks. get over yourself. 99% of the texts on here are about someone getting drunk and blacking out, yet once its about another substance you think you get the right to sit on a pedestal and look down on someone else. lose the stigma, it's textsfromlastnight ffs.

  • 86 80
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 13, 10 at 7:10pm

    At least he has goals.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 10:15pm

    It's better to give than receive. Should have cummed a T-Rex sized line on her face.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 14, 10 at 1:49am

    T-rex = boss of the past

  • 58 55
    Submitted by emilyyb on Jul 16, 10 at 12:03pm

    Umm trashy? Yes.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:25am

    bahaha "win"

  • 64 78
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:38pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 58 68
    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 13, 10 at 7:29pm

    Lines of coke, or lines as in "scratches in your back"?

    • 55 81
      Submitted by HornedGramma on Jul 13, 10 at 7:46pm

      Lines as in 'you're an idiot'.

      • 58 67
        Submitted by ersatz on Jul 13, 10 at 8:19pm

        zinggggg!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jul 13, 10 at 7:57pm

    [STOLEN] Those lines are making me firsty!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by 4chadillac2 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:40pm

    we used to call those man lines\n__________________________________...