is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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