Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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