I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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