What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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You made out with two different species that night
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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