dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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