i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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