Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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