bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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