she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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