how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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