Soap is not a condiment
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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