OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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