then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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