There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You almost got us killed.
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