yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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