Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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