i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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