You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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