is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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