I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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