there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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